I was recommended by many fellow bloggers not to divulge “too much.”  Now if I listened to everyone, I’d have platinum blonde hair, maybe would’ve jumped off a bridge, and never be as close as I am to you guys.  I’m not so much into the 101 rules of seduction in the Lana del Rey way and maybe it’s not “what the people want,” but Jimmy cracked corn…

I can’t tell you how many messages I get that tell me that I look so happy 24/7 and that my life seems perfect.  o.m.g.  This is completely incorrect.  I’ve addressed this before but perhaps it’s because food just makes me that happy and in The Squishy Monster world, everything revolves around food but alas, allow me to point out that food can’t lean in for a big hug, keep you warm and snuggle with you on cold nights, or make you laugh or smile.  That is, unless you’re smiley fries =)

I crave romance.  I’m starved for it.

Confession #862, I’ve never been in love.  I suppose my Prince Charming doesn’t have a GPS or smart phone…yeah, that’s what it is…

I realize that different things happen for people at different times but I find myself drifting off into la-la land wondering what it would be like to live the rest of my days with a best friend-a partner.  My friends share stories about butterflies-in-their-stomach-palms-slick-face-flushed excitement and it leaves me to wonder, did I forget to care for my butterfly properly?  Is it sick, gone, away?

So, while my friends were out on fancy dates at fancy restaurants, in their fancy new dresses, I sat at home and listened to this:

So no people, I do not moonlight as the energizer bunny.  Sometimes, I sit on my bed and set up a personal Squishy bed-island buffet and just go hard on a bag of chips…or 3 :/

Don’t feel sorry for me though, until we find each other (or I get a pony, whichever comes first)…

TOTALLY kidding about the pony people, lol

I will continue on with my ménage à trois–just me, my videos and blog.  They seem pretty happy with me.  I take care of them and keep them well fed, after all

All that and a bag of chips,

Your Squishy Monster

p.s. I LOVE all the feedback y’all have been giving me.  I even write them down in a little book.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.  I love you all (and hope you love me back) =D