Appetizers

  1. Another Edition of “Weird Things”

    February 26, 2013 by The Squishy Monster

    When we were itty bitty, Mama would put something on your plate and you knew not to gripe or pout and stomp.  You ate it or you didn’t eat.  An array of ruby colored salads would be paraded before us but really, as a kid, it all kind of bled together into one heap and this salad was just another I gnawed on, not appreciating it for what it was.  Today, it sits high on the shelf labeled “delicious delicacy” though, many would disagree.  One could say it has a distinct smell.  We eat it cartilage and all (its entire skeletal structure is comprised of it) with not a single complaint.

    What in the world is Skate?

    It belongs to the shark family and resembles a sting ray (sort of).  We consume the “wing” portion and often serve the “mottled skate” variety.

    I’ve actually never had it prepared any other way but raw.

    Here’s mama’s recipe for fermented Skate fish salad.

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    Skate Fish Sashimi Salad 홍어
     
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    Cuisine: Korean

    Ingredients
    • 2 chopped skate wings
    • 2 ts salt
    • 3 tb apple cider vinegar
    • 2 tb minced garlic
    • 1 ts finely minced ginger
    • 2 ts sesame seed
    • 3 tb sugar
    • ½ chopped Korean pear
    • ½ c julienned Korean radish
    • ½ c chopped cucumber
    • 3 tb red pepper flakes (Gochugaru)
    • 2 chopped green onions
    • Optional: watercress

    Instructions
    1. In your first bowl, combine your wings and vinegar. Set aside for 30 minutes.
    2. After this time has elapsed, squeeze out all the excess moisture.
    3. In a second bowl, sprinkle the salt on your radish and cucumber. Let this sit for about 15 minutes and squeeze out the excess moisture from them as well.
    4. In your third bowl, combine the rest of your ingredients and add in your first and second bowl as well. Mix and toss to combine.
    5. Garnish with green onions.

    My hope is that you’ll at least give this a try once in your life but then again, your Squishy friend also adores durian so it’s all up to how brave you are.

    Are you up for the challenge?

    Love,

    Your (loves stinky foods) Squishy Monster ^.~


  2. Unfried Love

    January 29, 2013 by The Squishy Monster

    One of the yummiest memories I brought back with me from my road trip to Canada were these oh-so-crispy potato planks dripping in a mess of gravy and cheese.  Me and my bestie seated ourselves in some obscure hole-in-the-wall dive and literally dove head first into a colossal basket, a remarkable feat considering we’d just polished off a crazy assortment of street food to pleasure us as we soaked in the sights of Toronto.

    Now, I could claim that the reason I bake these is for health (but I cannot tell a lie).  I just find that baking them is much easier and it’s a “set it and forget it” routine that yields fries just as crispy as a fryer would but minus the grease perfumed hair and clothes.  The trick to achieving a crusty exterior is to first, rinse and soak your cut fries in cold water for about 15-2o minutes.  Secondly, you want to make sure you thoroughly pat them dry.

    How to Make Gravy Cheese Fries Poutine

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    Gravy Cheese Fries Poutine
     
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    Ingredients
    Fries
    • 2 large russet potatoes (or more)
    • Peanut/Canola Oil
    • Salt/pepper
    Gravy
    • 2 tb unsalted butter or bacon grease
    • 2 tb all purpose, unbleached flour
    • 2 cups warm broth
    • Salt/pepper
    • Optional: 1 tb of heavy cream, cognac/brandy, garlic/herbs
    Cheese

    Instructions
    1. Cut your scrubbed potatoes into ½” planks.
    2. Rinse and submerge them into a bowl of cold water for about 15-20 minutes.
    3. Drain and pat dry thoroughly.
    4. Toss with oil/aromatics and bake at 450 for about 30 minutes, turning occasionally.
    5. For the gravy, melt your butter/grease and sprinkle in your flour.
    6. Whisk/stir for about 2 minutes.
    7. Slowly add in your broth and continue whisking. Cook for 3-5 minute until thickened and season.

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 366 Calories from Fat 230

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 26 g40.2%

    Saturated Fat 10.9 g54.4%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 51.8 mg17.3%

    Sodium 578.1 mg24.1%

    Total Carbohydrates 21 g7.1%

    Dietary Fiber 1.2 g4.7%

    Sugars 1.8 g

    Protein 13 g25.2%

    Vitamin A 7.3% Vitamin C 7%

    Calcium 24.1% Iron 7.7%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    It didn’t occur to me before but this would also make a splendid Superbowl treat.

    Love and french fries,

    Your Squishy Monster ^.~


  3. No Syrup Required

    January 14, 2013 by The Squishy Monster

    When I was little, sometimes we’d have these savory Korean pancakes for breakfast and boy was it difficult to explain to my friends that these were thin and crispy, filled with vegetables or seafood, not the fluffy variety where golden stacks required sticky syrup.  I hope that despite being unconventional, you’ll give these glorious crispy bits a try.  The edges brown as it sputters in its drizzle of oil and the seafood swells up as the green onions spread their mild aroma around in the pan.  Each mouthful lends you a bite of this, that, and more.

    How to Make Korean Seafood Pancakes 해물파전

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    Seafood Pancakes
     
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    Ingredients
    • 2 c unbleached all purpose flour
    • ½ c rice flour (not sweet rice)
    • 1¼ ts fine salt
    • 2¼ c cold filtered water
    • 1½ c seafood of your choice
    • 3 chopped green onions
    Dipping Sauce
    • ¼ c soy sauce
    • 2 ts toasted sesame seeds
    • 2 ts sesame oil
    • ½ ts minced garlic
    • 1 chopped green onion
    • 1 ts red pepper flakes
    • 1 ts vinegar

    Instructions
    1. In a bowl, sift together your dry ingredients. Begin whisking in your water.
    2. Fold in your seafood and green onions.
    3. In a hot pan with at least 1 tb of peanut/canola/veggie oil, fry your pancakes individually and flip only once when it achieves a golden brown color.
    4. For the dipping sauce, bring all your ingredients together and stir.

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 407 Calories from Fat 42

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 5 g7.5%

    Saturated Fat 0.75 g3.7%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 57.3 mg19.1%

    Sodium 1555.1 mg64.8%

    Total Carbohydrates 70 g23.4%

    Dietary Fiber 3.6 g14.2%

    Sugars 0.8 g

    Protein 20 g39.3%

    Vitamin A 17% Vitamin C 11.5%

    Calcium 11.3% Iron 23.9%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Lots of love and big hugs from me and my mama,

    Your Squishy Monster ^.~


  4. Date with Mom

    December 5, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    I finally felt like a human being today and so today, we reserved the entire day for us.

    We spent the morning making banchan (side dishes that are perfect for Bibimbap), chopping veggies and making stocks…we shredded down 10 lbs of ox tail for a delicious upcoming soup.

    We had Indian for lunch (I know, again).  Mama’s rockin’ the houndstooth!

    Dessert…pumpkin and gingerbread fro-yo (because I just didn’t have enough ice cream before, lol).

    A large chain ousted a small mom/pop shop and everything was marked half off.  L-R: sweet rice flour, barley tea, dried anchovies, dried bellflower, laver snacks, soy sauce, baby brine shrimp, sesame oil, and green/brown rice tea.  {Please support your local businesses if you don’t already}

    More goodies, because you can’t ever have too many goodies!  A variety of festive cookies…peppermint/chocolate waffle, chocolate sprinkle, and soft iced gingerbread cookies.

    After we left Trader Joe’s, someone had left this on the roof of my car.  True story.

    After almost the entire day was over, me and mom realized that we were both wearing very similar foot wear–haha.

    After giving mom a mani-pedi.  This woman likes to stomp around and touch everything while they’re wet, lol.

    Dinner…spicy squid soup, mackerel, rice and kimchi.

    and now, here I am cuddled up with these warm and spiced nuts, talking to you guys.

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    Union Square Bar Nuts
     
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    Ingredients
    • 18 oz Nut Assortment
    • 2 tb *fresh* chopped Rosemary
    • ½ ts Cayenne Pepper
    • 2 ts packed Brown Sugar
    • 2 ts Sea Salt
    • 2 tb melted unsalted Butter

    Instructions
    1. Scatter your nuts on a dry baking sheet and toast at 350 for about 8-10 minutes.
    2. Combine the rest of your ingredients in a bowl and toss in your nuts.
    3. Serve warm.

    I guess you could say I found something to do with all those pecans.

    (never you mind that it’s 3 am) :/

    Love and warm nuts no-no, that doesn’t sound right…

    Love and food dates,

    Your Squishy Monster ^.~


  5. How to Make Homemade Goat Cheese {Chèvre}

    November 1, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    So, it’s fast approaching 3:30 am, and what am I doing?  Sitting in bed, attracting ants (probably) with a considerable bread crumb trail that would make the lost Hansel and Gretal found again.  How fitting, considering a few hours before, it was Halloween.  I could really go for a gingerbread house right about now.  I’m sure glad a stranger didn’t try to lure me away with Candy when I was little, it would’ve been instant disaster!…ah, but I digress.  My insomnia means good things for y’all.  I have another video to share.

    How to Make Homemade Goat Cheese

    Crostini with Balsamic Onions & Chèvre
     
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    Ingredients
    Goat Cheese
    • 1 liter full fat Goat Milk
    • ⅓ c Lemon or Vinegar
    • Salt (how much is up to you)
    Balsamic Glaze
    • 1 Vidalia Onion
    • ¼ c Balsamic Vinegar
    • 2 tb Brown Sugar
    Crusty Bread

    Instructions
    1. In a heavy bottomed pot, gently and slowly heat your Goat Milk. When it reaches 180-185, turn off the heat. Stir occasionally.
    2. Stir in your Lemon or Vinegar. Set aside for 20 minutes.
    3. In a colander, triple lined with thick paper towels/cheesecloth or a clean dish towel, slowly pour in your Milk mixture. Allow this to drain for 2 hours. You can occasionally (gently) squeeze out any excess moisture.
    4. When it’s firm, sprinkle with Salt and roll into a log and cover with plastic. Refrigerate while you prepare your Onions/Bread.
    5. Heat your pan and coat your Onions with a bit of oil. Salt and pepper.
    6. After a few minutes, add in your Balsamic Vinegar and Sugar. Cook until your Onions have darkened and the Vinegar has reduced and thickened.
    7. Grill your slices of Bread, top with your Onions and Goat Cheese.

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 480 Calories from Fat 139

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 16 g24.4%

    Saturated Fat 7.6 g38.1%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 27.5 mg9.2%

    Sodium 517.7 mg21.6%

    Total Carbohydrates 70 g23.3%

    Dietary Fiber 4.5 g17.9%

    Sugars 31 g

    Protein 16 g33%

    Vitamin A 10% Vitamin C 58.8%

    Calcium 44% Iron 9.6%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Don’t hate me if you find your fingers thick with this creamy, heavenly delight.  You might be up in bed into the wee late hours of the night getting your munch on too!

    This is quite possibly one of my favorite apps.  If I happen to have any left over, I like adding clumps of it to a green Salad with Cranberries and toasted Pecans, or hot in Spinach and Goat Cheese Flat Breads, or lovingly smooshed (sure, it’s a real word), in with fresh Pesto, toasted Walnuts, grilled Chicken, and Penne.  Oh, and don’t even get me started on how amazing it is hot, bubbly and broiled over a hot pink Steak.  Goodness, now I’m wondering if I should creep downstairs to make a Steak….

    No, no.  I think I’ll go to bed now. I must.  Get sleep.  No more food!

    I hope y’all had a great Halloween and ate lots of Candy for me.  I think a portion of tomorrow will be dedicated to perusing through the Candy clearance section.

    Crunch Crunch Crunch

    Creamy Creamy Creamy

    Love,

    Your (half delirious) Squishy Monster ^.~

     

    p.s., I finally broke down and got a Facebook for The Squishy Monster.  It would be much appreciate if you visited & liked (it’s embarrassingly bare at the moment but will be worked on soon) =)

     


  6. Meat Meets Spicy

    June 2, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    After the classic Mandu/Mandoo video I posted awhile back, I’ve gotten several requests for variations on it.  You and wonton skins can have a bff set up, if you wish.  They will provide you with hours of endless entertainment if you only you allow your imagination to run wild.  Sometimes, when I’m feeling extra kooky, I fill them with Nutella and Strawberries, deep fry them and dust them off with powdered Sugar.  Does your next question pertain to “how does that taste?”  Um, it kicks ass.  I recently bid baby brother goodbye for his solo adventure in Canada (hopefully, I will get to visit him next week) and sitting very lonely I might add, was the sausage I’d picked up with dreams of some sort of breakfast casserole involving hash browns, cheese, and sausage.  The running joke with my friends is that I can eat just about anyone under the table at a Buffet.  For the record, I’d be quite ok if I never ever had to go to another one.  Even so, an entire casserole dish is a bit much for me to polish off by myself.  It only doesn’t have calories if my brothers are here with me to share.  Oh, I miss them :(

    So, I bring to you Kimchi & Sausage Potstickers (between this and the dump dish, I award her as the beauty contest winner, anyways).

    Kimchi & Sausage Potstickers

    Kimchi & Sausage Potstickers
     
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    Ingredients
    • 1 lb uncased, natural Sausage
    • 2 c finely chopped Kimchi
    • ½ tb Soy Sauce
    • 1 tb Sesame Oil
    • 2-3 cloves minced Garlic
    • 1 ts fresh, minced Ginger
    • 2 stalks Green Onions
    • 1-2 tb Red Pepper Flakes
    • 1 Egg
    • 1 package Wonton Skins
    For the Dipping Sauce
    • ¼ c Soy Sauce
    • Juice of half an Orange
    • 1-2 ts Agave or Honey
    • ½ tb Sesame Oil
    • 2 ts Sesame Seed

    Instructions
    1. In a large bowl, pile all of your ingredients in, save the Wonton Skins.
    2. Cover and refrigerate for at least 20 minutes for it to gain a chance to come together.
    3. Brush an Egg Wash on all four sides of your Wonton Skins and take about 1-2 ts of your filling mixture and place it in the center. How you want them to look is up to you, just make sure all of your edges are sealed tightly.
    4. In a shallow, but broad pot, sit your steam rack above the simmering water (not touching) and in single layers, steam your Potstickers for about 15 minutes, keeping in mind that you want the Sausage to cook through.
    5. For the dipping sauce, whisk everything together in a bowl.

    Notes
    The best Kimchi to use is one that is deeply fermented. Your nose will know! The color will be a deep, dark red and the leaves will be super soft. It’s basically “old” Kimchi.

     

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 61 Calories from Fat 30

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 3 g5.1%

    Saturated Fat 0.95 g4.7%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 12.7 mg4.2%

    Sodium 210.8 mg8.8%

    Total Carbohydrates 5 g1.6%

    Dietary Fiber 0.54 g2.1%

    Sugars 0.2 g

    Protein 3 g5.2%

    Vitamin A 3.1% Vitamin C 3%

    Calcium 1.2% Iron 2.4%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Here’s that first dumpling video I posted:

    Korean Food Dumplings

    For the Garlicky Scallion Sauce:

    • 1/4 c Soy Sauce
    • 1 1/2 ts Sesame Oil
    • 2 ts Sesame Seed
    • 1 clove of finely crushed/minced Garlic
    • 1/4 ts Ginger
    • 2 ts Red Pepper Flakes
    • 1/2 thinly sliced Scallion

    You can serve these steamed (as shown), pan fried or made into a soup.

    Quick Dumpling Soup:

    Bring 5 c Water and 2 ts of Dried Anchovies to a rolling boil.  Add your desired chopped veggies (but make sure you include 2 ts of Garlic in it) I personally like Zucchini & Onions but you can use whatever you like and want to eat.  Salt & Pepper.  Add in your Potstickers and bring all of it to a fierce boil for at least 10-15 minutes.   Before serving, crack a beaten egg into it and gently scramble within the broth with a fork. Add in sliced Rice Cakes if you’d like.  Garnish with Scallions.

    These babies freeze beautifully.  Tip: lay them on a single layer on your Silpat, pop into the freezer for 20-30 minutes and when they’re hardened, tumble them into a tupperware.  I’ve kept mine up to 4 months before.

    I’ve received several messages in regards to where you can obtain Kimchi.  You can make your own Kimchi or purchase it any Korean Market (sometimes Asian Markets) and I found it at my local Health Food Store as well.

    Happy Steaming!

    Love,

    Your Squishy Monster


  7. The Taste of Hawaii

    May 23, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    The very last time I had this dish, it had been bundled into a Picnic Basket, made special by my Auntie for a Family Picnic on the Beach.  We were mere inches away from the Water, watching the sun set over Honolulu.

    To be quite honest, Hawaii was one of the last places I’d ever wanted to go.  I always had dreams of trekking through India, Thailand, Africa, Israel, Egypt, Spain–but not Hawaii, but even though I was led there by a tragedy (Family death), I’m glad I went to experience this idyllic, balmy paradise.

    Here’s how to re-create a bit of the Island experience in your home.

    Ahi Tuna Poke
     
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    • 1 lb Sashimi grade Ahi Tuna
    • ½ finely diced Red Onion
    • 1 ts fresh grated Ginger
    • 2 cloves crushed Garlic
    • 1 ripe Avocado
    • 6-12 Wonton Skins/Wrapper
    For the Marinade:
    • 2 tb Soy Sauce
    • 1 tb Sesame Oil
    • 1 tb Rice Vinegar
    • 1 tb Agave/Honey
    • 1 tb Toasted Sesame Seeds (Black is pretty)
    Optional:
    • Kukui Nuts
    • Green Onions
    • Tobiko Caviar
    • Serrano Chili

    Instructions
    1. Gather your items for the Marinade altogether in a bowl and whisk.
    2. Rinse and pat your Tuna Steak dry and cut into ½” cubes (but really depends on how big of a bite you personally desire), against the grain.
    3. Tumble your Tuna, Onion, Ginger, and Garlic into your Marinade bowl and Salt and Pepper to taste.
    4. Flash fry your Wonton wrappers. Set aside to drain.
    5. Mash your Avocado and smear on cooled Wonton Crisps.
    6. Top your Wontons with your Poke.
    7. Serve immediately.

    Notes
    The optional ingredients make lovely additions to this. My favorite is the Tobiko Caviar (but it can be a bit expensive).

     

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 228 Calories from Fat 151

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 17 g26.4%

    Saturated Fat 2.3 g11.6%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 20.2 mg6.7%

    Sodium 212.9 mg8.9%

    Total Carbohydrates 8 g2.7%

    Dietary Fiber 1.8 g7%

    Sugars 0.6 g

    Protein 11 g21.4%

    Vitamin A 1.5% Vitamin C 5.3%

    Calcium 3.4% Iron 5.5%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Save the fatty pieces for me! ;)

    Wishing I was by the beach (any beach)!

    Your Squishy Monster

     


  8. Cheesy, Meaty, Crunchy, Gooey

    May 3, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    Bacon-Cheese-Fritters.  With all things considered, it’s hard to think you need much more beyond that.  Of course, I say this facetiously, but I don’t imagine that I’m too far off.

    This idea sprung on me one morning as I sat eating a late Breakfast of heavy, streaky slices of Bacon, topped with melted, broiled Cheese, on crunchy, golden Toast.  These Bacon Cheese Fritters are exactly what I had for Dinner that night…an echo of an earlier meal but made even more delicious with the magical properties of hot, bubbling oil.

    This is even further accessible for the fact that a). they’re super easy and b). when a generous portion of Bacon is fried off and Cheese is grated earlier in the day, half your assembling work for dinner is completed.

    Here’s how to do it:

    Bacon & Cheese Fritters

    Bacon Cheese Fritters
     
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    Ingredients
    • 2 c Shredded Mozzarella (Smoked is very nice)
    • 8 slices of crisped Bacon
    • ½ c Italian Bread Crumbs + healthy grating of Parmigiano-Reggiano (if you have any)
    • 2 beaten Eggs
    Egg Wash
    • 2 beaten Eggs + 2 tb Cream (or full fat Milk)
    • 2 c Panko Bread Crumbs

    Instructions
    1. Combine your ingredients together in a bowl
    2. Roll a spoonful or so of your mixture into a ball
    3. Dip your ball into your Egg-wash and roll into your Panko
    4. Chill all your prepared Fritters in the Fridge for at least 30 min
    5. Fry in batches (the oil should be at 360 or so–a fry thermometer helps)
    6. Retrieve your Fritters when they’ve reached a deep, golden brown. Remember not to overcrowd the oil and to leave at least 2 inches or so on top in your heavy bottomed pan.

    Notes
    If you’d like a flavored oil, plunge a stalk of fresh Rosemary into your Oil first for a few minutes. Great “frying oils” are ones with high smoke points= Safflower, Peanut, Canola, Veggie, etc. Remember that Extra Virgin Olive Oil should never be used for frying.

     

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 189 Calories from Fat 151

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 17 g26.2%

    Saturated Fat 4.1 g20.6%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 43.3 mg14.4%

    Sodium 156.4 mg6.5%

    Total Carbohydrates 4 g1.4%

    Dietary Fiber 0.14 g0.56%

    Sugars 0.9 g

    Protein 5 g9.7%

    Vitamin A 2.6% Vitamin C

    Calcium 8.7% Iron 1.5%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Wishing everyone a delicious and Cheesy day!

    XOXO

    Your Squishy Monster =D


  9. Deep Fried South

    April 13, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    If there’s danger in leaving me to my own devices and coloring everything pink, there’s an equal probability that I want to deep fry it all too.

    As a Kid, I actually abhorred anything deep fried (except French fries because French fries are awesome like that).  I remember going to a Seafood Joint with my “White” Cousins and hearing them whisper “Yea, I guess Koreans don’t like fried batter,” as I busily disrobed my baby shrimp of its outer crispy clothing.  Quite the contrary, folks!  If ever in Korea, I hope that you have the pleasure of perusing through any busy street corner and frequenting the variety of street vendors there.  You can have Ddukbokki on a stick (hell, anything on a stick) and everything is served piping hot in a New York minute.  There’s this great exhilarating rush that’s present in Korea that echoes that high energy and spontaneity of New York.  I believe that Koreans have their Frying down to an Art.  Virtually anything can be artfully cushioned in a light and crispy shell that delivers a most satisfying crunch.  Goguma (Korean Sweet Potatoes), Squid, and boy is Korean fried chicken delish…the possibilities are only narrowed by one’s own creativity and imagination!!  So it wasn’t far fetched for me to identify fried pickles as something potentially genius.  Here in town, everyone takes fried pickles as seriously as when the “hot” Krispy Kreme sign lights up.  Best served extra crunchy, straight out of its bubbling oil bath with a serious dish of cool and creamy Ranch to dunk them in, they should have a firm bite from its oh-so-crispy shell, still warm in the center, and dripping with lots of the creamy, flecked white stuff =D

    How to Make Fried Pickles

    Fried Pickles
     
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    Ingredients
    • 1 jar of Dill Chips
    • 1 c cold, whole Buttermilk+ dash of Hot Sauce
    • ½ c Flour + ½ c Cornstarch + ¼ ts Cayenne, ¼ ts Smoked Paprika, ½ ts Garlic Powder, ½ ts Onion Powder + lots of cracked Black Pepper
    • 2 Eggs
    • 2 c Cornmeal, Breadcrumbs or Flour

    Instructions
    1. Soak your Chips into your cold Buttermilk mixture for at least 15 minutes in the Fridge.
    2. Drain and dredge your Chips individually in your dry Flour/Starch mixture
    3. Shake off excess and dip your Chips individually in your Egg
    4. Coat your wet Chips into your Cornmeal, Breadcrumbs or Flour
    5. Lay in a single layer and refrigerate for at least 20 minutes before frying.
    6. Fry until golden brown (and floating to the top) in oil that has reached 350.
    7. Try not to overcrowd the pan and work in batches. Serve immediately with Ranch.

    Notes
    Ranch •1/2 c Sour Cream •1/4 c whole Buttermilk •1 ts dried Dill •2 ts fresh chopped Chives •1 ts Garlic Powder •1/2 ts Onion Powder •S & P

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 828 Calories from Fat 402

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 46 g70.2%

    Saturated Fat 6.4 g31.9%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 105.7 mg35.2%

    Sodium 633.1 mg26.4%

    Total Carbohydrates 93 g31%

    Dietary Fiber 7.4 g29.4%

    Sugars 2 g

    Protein 14 g28.4%

    Vitamin A 7.5% Vitamin C 1.7%

    Calcium 5.2% Iron 24.3%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Armed with an arsenal of all the good stuff to eat, I’m sure I’ll have lots of fun and yummies for the weekend–it’s what I hope for y’all too!

    XOXO
    Your Squishy Monster ^.^


  10. A Pink Easter

    April 5, 2012 by The Squishy Monster

    Cos that’s just how I roll.  lol, kidding (though if allowed, I may just make everything Pink).

    Mama used to make colored deviled Eggs for us when we were Kids.  It was something that she kind of stopped doing as we got older.  This year, I decided to bring ‘em back.  I reason that there’s no sense in stopping a perfectly great tradition just because the word “adult” got in the way.

    You can make a tray of bright and vibrant Limes, Corals, Baby Blues, etc.  I decided to use up the Beet that looked so lonesome in the back of our fridge and cooked them off to use the liquid that they produce; a deep blushing Fuchsia, that when Eggs are dunked into are transformed into a lovely Pink vehicle for creamy, deviled Eggs ;) Similarly, you can also use Hibiscus Flowers.

    How to Make Pink Deviled Easter Eggs

    Pink Deviled Easter Eggs!
     
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    Ingredients
    • •6 Egg Yolks
    • •2 tb Mayo
    • •1 ts Mustard (any kind will do)
    • •1/2 ts Sugar
    • •1/2 ts white Vinegar
    • •S & P

    Instructions
    1. Smash everything together with a fork and pipe out into your carved Eggs.
    2. In order to tint your Eggs, use a fork and dip them into Water + drops of Food Color. I used Beet Juice and dunked them in for 30 seconds.

    Notes
    You can always just spoon the mixture into your “Egg Cups” too. Garnish with smoked Paprika, bits of Chive, Parsley, Pepper Rings, Crumbled Bacon, Cheese, Olives, Dill, Cucumber, Infused Oil, Capers, Salmon, Shrimp, etc. Perfectly Boiled Eggs: You want to begin with cool water from your tap and have at least 1-2″ of Water covering the surface of your Eggs. You also want to heat everything together (do not dip Eggs into pre-boiled Water). It also greatly helps with peeling later if you add in about 1-2 ts Salt. When it reaches a ferocious bubble, turn off the heat altogether and clamp the lid on your pot. Allow it to sit there (idly) for 15-20 min (no heat). Drain, rinse in cold water, and peel your cool or warm (not hot) Eggs.

    Nutrition Facts

    Calories 113 Calories from Fat 82

    % Daily Value*

    Total Fat 9 g14.1%

    Saturated Fat 1.9 g9.6%

    Trans Fat 0 g

    Cholesterol 215 mg71.7%

    Sodium 146.6 mg6.1%

    Total Carbohydrates 1 g0.4%

    Dietary Fiber 0.2 g0.82%

    Sugars 0.9 g

    Protein 7 g13.1%

    Vitamin A 7.2% Vitamin C 0.3%

    Calcium 3.1% Iron 5.8%

    *Based on a 2000 Calorie diet

     

    Happy Easter & Happy Eatin’!

    XOXO
    Your Squishy Monster =D


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